Funny Triathlon T-Shirt – "Average Triathlete (complete w/ struggling swimmer)"

For every triathlete who crushes the bike, powers through the run, but struggles to survive the swim—this humorous t-shirt says it all! Featuring playful checkbox icons with ✔️ for Running and Biking, and a drowning stick figure for Swimming, plus the phrase “Average Triathlete”, this shirt hits a little too close to home for many athletes.

Perfect as a lighthearted gag gift, post-race laugh, or casual training-day tee, it celebrates the reality that not all triathlon skills are created equal.

Product Features:
✔️ Premium Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a soft, breathable feel.
✔️ Lightweight & Durable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight for all-day comfort.
✔️ Pre-Shrunk & Shape Retaining: Designed to look great wash after wash.
✔️ Unisex Fit with a Male Audience in Mind: Perfect for race weekends, training, or casual wear.
✔️ Quality Construction: Side-seamed and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.

Perfect for:
Male triathletes, training buddies, race-day afterparties, or anyone who wants to poke fun at the swim portion of a triathlon.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it whenever you need a laugh about your triathlon journey.

Get yours today and let the world know you’re “average” in the most relatable way possible!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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