Funny Triathlon T-Shirt – Midlife Crisis
$22.95
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Forget the flashy sports car - this midlife crisis comes with swimming goggles, a bike, and running shoes! This humorous triathlon t-shirt features a witty design comparing the typical midlife splurge to the all-in commitment of a triathlon, with the punchline that because of that, I win.
Perfect as a gag gift or a lighthearted race-day tee, it’s a great way to show that investing in yourself, your health, and a little friendly suffering is way cooler than a new set of wheels.
Product Features:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a smooth, breathable feel.
✔️ Lightweight & Durable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight—comfortable for training, racing, or lounging.
✔️ Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Holds its fit and shape wash after wash.
✔️ Unisex Fit: Looks great on both men and women.
✔️ Quality Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear.
Perfect for:
Triathletes, race supporters, midlife warriors, and anyone who believes a triathlon beats a convertible any day.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it as a badge of honor for your “upgrade” in midlife priorities.
Order yours today and prove that your midlife crisis is the ultimate win!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Perfect as a gag gift or a lighthearted race-day tee, it’s a great way to show that investing in yourself, your health, and a little friendly suffering is way cooler than a new set of wheels.
Product Features:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a smooth, breathable feel.
✔️ Lightweight & Durable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight—comfortable for training, racing, or lounging.
✔️ Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Holds its fit and shape wash after wash.
✔️ Unisex Fit: Looks great on both men and women.
✔️ Quality Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear.
Perfect for:
Triathletes, race supporters, midlife warriors, and anyone who believes a triathlon beats a convertible any day.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it as a badge of honor for your “upgrade” in midlife priorities.
Order yours today and prove that your midlife crisis is the ultimate win!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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