Funny Triathlon T-Shirt – "Not the Threesome I Was Hoping For"
$22.95
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Bring a cheeky twist to your love for triathlons with this humorous and slightly risqué t-shirt. Featuring the classic three triathlon icons - swimming, cycling, and running - paired with the hilarious phrase “Triathlons: Not the Threesome I Was Hoping For”, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs.
Perfect as a gag gift for your favorite triathlete, a post-race laugh, or just to wear around training buddies, this tee mixes athletic pride with a playful sense of humor.
Product Features:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a premium feel.
✔️ Lightweight & Breathable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight keeps you comfortable during workouts or casual wear.
✔️ Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping maintain shape and fit.
✔️ Unisex Fit with a Male Audience in Mind: Designed to look great on athletic builds.
Perfect for:
Male triathletes, sports buddies, race-day afterparties, and anyone who loves a good laugh about endurance sports.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it whenever you need a little humor in your triathlon journey.
Order today and gift the laugh every triathlete deserves!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Perfect as a gag gift for your favorite triathlete, a post-race laugh, or just to wear around training buddies, this tee mixes athletic pride with a playful sense of humor.
Product Features:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for a premium feel.
✔️ Lightweight & Breathable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight keeps you comfortable during workouts or casual wear.
✔️ Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping maintain shape and fit.
✔️ Unisex Fit with a Male Audience in Mind: Designed to look great on athletic builds.
Perfect for:
Male triathletes, sports buddies, race-day afterparties, and anyone who loves a good laugh about endurance sports.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it whenever you need a little humor in your triathlon journey.
Order today and gift the laugh every triathlete deserves!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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