Funny Triathlon T-Shirt – "Powered by Gels and Short-term Regret"
$22.95
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Every triathlete knows the truth - race day energy comes from a steady diet of gels… and just a little bit of regret. This humorous triathlon t-shirt captures that reality perfectly with the phrase “Triathlons: Powered by Gels and Short-term Regret”. Whether you’re swimming, biking, running, or questioning your life choices at mile 20, this shirt says it all.
It’s the perfect post-race conversation starter, training day pick-me-up, or gag gift for the triathlete who knows how to laugh through the pain.
Product Features:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for all-day wearability.
✔️ Lightweight & Breathable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight keeps you cool on and off the course.
✔️ Pre-Shrunk & Durable: Holds its shape wash after wash.
✔️ Unisex Fit: Designed to look great on both men and women.
✔️ High-Quality Construction: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added strength.
Perfect for:
Triathletes, training buddies, race-day supporters, and anyone who’s ever choked down one too many gels.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it whenever you need a reminder that laughter is the best recovery tool.
Get yours today and proudly show your race-day fuel philosophy!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s the perfect post-race conversation starter, training day pick-me-up, or gag gift for the triathlete who knows how to laugh through the pain.
Product Features:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for all-day wearability.
✔️ Lightweight & Breathable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric weight keeps you cool on and off the course.
✔️ Pre-Shrunk & Durable: Holds its shape wash after wash.
✔️ Unisex Fit: Designed to look great on both men and women.
✔️ High-Quality Construction: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added strength.
Perfect for:
Triathletes, training buddies, race-day supporters, and anyone who’s ever choked down one too many gels.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear it whenever you need a reminder that laughter is the best recovery tool.
Get yours today and proudly show your race-day fuel philosophy!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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Funny Triathlon T-Shirt – "Powered by Gels and Short-term Regret"
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